Dear Neo-Cons,

No, you don’t get to claim credit for the “Arab Spring.”

That makes as much sense as, each year, claiming credit for the actual Spring.

However, if you’re in the mood for a game of “count the credits,” you still have plenty left from your so-called “Doctrine of Pre-Emptive War.”

And you wracked up a ton more for that doctrine’s test case, the War in Iraq.

And, no, we haven’t forgotten about those.

Sincerely,

The American People.